Abby:
I wanted to be friends with Jules when I discovered that she was an incredible reader. I happened to check out The Godfather after Jules had read it and I discovered that all the pages with the most graphic scenes-- think Sonny Corleone and his scene with the maid of honor Lucy Mancini-- had been dog-eared. Jules really zeroed in all the best spots, so she was a great reading buddy.
Jules:
I wanted to be friends with Abby because her vacant blue eyes are a magnet for guys. Plus the camera loves her. I can see us one day in a reality show like Simple Life, where she plays Paris Hilton and I'll be Nicole Ritchie; Abby can pretend to be an air-head, and I can be my usual snide self. We would make millions.
So there you have it folks. A solution to the racial divide is our common appreciation for bad television and raunchy literature.
